You know the state flower (Mildew) (well, it’s actually the coast rhody, but yeah… )

You feel guilty when you don’t recycle. (shh… - and it’s true)

You use the phrase "sun break" and know what it means. (of course!)

You know more than 10 ways to order coffee. (actually, I don’t - but I know people who know more than 20)

You know more people who own boats than air conditioners. (true)

You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant. (true)

You’ve stood on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" Signal. (*cough*)

You understand that if it has no snow or has not erupted, it is not a real mountain. (true!!!)

You can taste the difference between Starbuck’s, Seattle’s Best, Veneto’s, Peet’s, and Tully’s. (I still make mistakes…)

You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon. (yeah, you can’t?)

You consider swimming an indoor sport. (um… it’s not outdoor?)

You are well versed in the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food. (not forgetting Vietnamese, Indonesian, and all the others)

In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark — while only working eight-hour days. (yep)

You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho. (yep)

You are not fazed by "Today’s forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow’s forecast: rain followed by showers." (it was a bit annoying when the rain lasted for a whole month…)

You have no concept of humidity without precipitation. (this isn’t the east!)

You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover. (now that you mention it, yes)

You notice "the mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it. (yep)

You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka. (sometimes…)

You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on. (no!!)

You’ve actually used your mountain bike on a mountain. (I would if I had one)

You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists. (yep)

You knew immediately that the view out of Frasier’s window was fake. (me: :-)

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Washington. (I think this is proof… )